brads-penis-sending-mixed-messages-again

BRAD’S LITTLE GUY SENDING HIM MIXED MESSAGES AGAIN

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sunset on water in distance

HOW TO BE HAPPY: THE 80/20 PRINCIPLE

Lately I’ve been trying, with much laziness and distraction, to conquer depression—to not only conquer it, but to brutally torture and murder it with repeated and frightening strikes of joy and laughter. One exercise I gathered from reading The 80/20 Principle was to think of the things that made me happy, and to spend more time and effort on those …

forest at night

THIS STORY IS DEDICATED TO A MAN IN A COMA

Some time ago Christie’s step brother fell into a coma. Apparently he was having sex with his wife, and apparently all of a sudden he closed his eyes and didn’t open them again. Everyone prayed for him, and the next day, in hospital, he opened his eyes and acted as though nothing had ever happened. It’s a miracle! we exclaimed, …

SIGNS YOU’RE OLD

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I’M BACK

Some time ago I became consumed by stress so I quit my job and promised to finally work on my next book. But before finally working on my next book I travelled, and when I returned home from travelling I promised to finally work on my next book. But when I returned home from travelling I took on a part …

world peace at last

WORLD PEACE HAS ARRIVED

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searching for an excuse to cheat on girlfriend

WILLY SEARCHING REALLY HARD FOR AN EXCUSE TO CHEAT ON HIS GIRLFRIEND

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std fairy

THE STD FAIRY SPRINKLING HER LOVE

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looking out an airplane window

RETURNING HOME AFTER A LONG TRIP

The end of my travels reminded me of the end of my relationship with Kessie. This was about five years ago: Kessie had largish ears, a couple of tattoos, a flat arse and was an amazing lover. I was a horrible person to her, and, for no good reason, one day decided to stop talking to her. She called me …

sammy the sun just gave you skin cancer

SAMMY THE SUN JUST GAVE YOU SKIN CANCER

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