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WE ALL COME FROM DUST

The dust, this water, it comes from the dead and it comes from the living. The pain and the joy—it’s all recycled, we’re always sharing a piece of each other. There are bits of people within all of us, there are bits of people outside of all of us.

drawing of ed-adding-lol-to-every-message-to-make-things-sound-less-serious

ED ADDING LOL TO EVERY MESSAGE TO MAKE THINGS LESS SERIOUS THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE

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over-7-billion-people-dont-care-about-you

FACT. 7 BILLION PEOPLE DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU.

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tunnel drive

LOVE LETTER 2020

Sometimes I still think about you. Sometimes I imagine you looking at my Facebook profile and being a little impressed and a little jealous that you’re not the one doing that thing with me, or being in that place with me, or posing in that quirky restaurant photo with me. But sometimes I imagine you being relieved that you’re not …

barry using shower water to hide his tears

BARRY WILL BE OUT IN A MINUTE

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bernie-about-to-feed-his-wife-some-bullshit

BERNIE ABOUT TO FEED HIS WIFE SOME BS

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brads-penis-sending-mixed-messages-again

BRAD’S LITTLE GUY SENDING HIM MIXED MESSAGES AGAIN

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sunset on water in distance

HOW TO BE HAPPY: THE 80/20 PRINCIPLE

Lately I’ve been trying, with much laziness and distraction, to conquer depression—to not only conquer it, but to brutally torture and murder it with repeated and frightening strikes of joy and laughter. One exercise I gathered from reading The 80/20 Principle was to think of the things that made me happy, and to spend more time and effort on those …

forest at night

THIS STORY IS DEDICATED TO A MAN IN A COMA

Some time ago Christie’s step brother fell into a coma. Apparently he was having sex with his wife, and apparently all of a sudden he closed his eyes and didn’t open them again. Everyone prayed for him, and the next day, in hospital, he opened his eyes and acted as though nothing had ever happened. It’s a miracle! we exclaimed, …

SIGNS YOU’RE OLD

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