the chant of the penises

THE CHANT OF THE PENISES

Life would be a lot happier if our penises didn’t get in the way. Penises are like that vegetarian friend of yours who always attends your birthday gatherings — even though it’s inconvenient, you have to go out of your way to make sure they’re happy. This is when I told my good looking friend about the Chant of the …

youll never find this joy in prison

YOU’LL NEVER FIND THIS MUCH JOY IN PRISON

your boss about to shit on your day

YOUR BOSS ABOUT TO MAKE SMILES ON YOUR DAY

looking out from a window towards shibuya

THE LITTLE MAN WHO TELLS YOU THINGS

I was drinking Sapporro Beer with Christie in a hotel room. “You know, it’s fine to drink with someone you’re already with, but what annoys me is why we have to drink with people we’re interested in with the sole purpose of getting them drunk enough so we can get dirty with them. Why don’t we just say, up front, …

carl after anal

CARL AFTER ANAL

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poor people making you feel guilty

POOR PEOPLE PLOTTING TO MAKE YOU FEEL GUILTY

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your girlfriend filling in a survey drawing

YOUR GIRLFRIEND FILLING IN A SURVEY

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boners riding a magical horse

RIDING INTO THE SUNSET

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9 orders of angels - source Wikipedia

THE ANGEL WITH FOUR FACES

I wanted to write about angels but I couldn’t do it. Christie spent about two hours talking to me about angels. She spoke about the hierarchy of angels, how there’s the Seraphim, whose jobs are to continually worship God and who will only ever reveal themselves to humans if God is present, and then you get angels like the Cherubim, …

a boner planning a way to ruin sams priesthood

IT ALWAYS GETS IN THE WAY OF SAM’S PLANS

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