a boner planning a way to ruin sams priesthood

IT ALWAYS GETS IN THE WAY OF SAM’S PLANS

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Jeff-just-discovered-all-of-his-girlfriends-flaws

SHOULD’VE TURNED THE LIGHTS ON, JEFF

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you smell funny and no one will ever tell you quote

YOU SMELL FUNNY AND NO ONE WILL EVER TELL YOU

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madman in the mirror

MADMAN IN THE MIRROR

The quality of my writing started to drop at the same time the quality of my life started to increase. I hadn’t had alcohol or drugs in months. I had found God. I was in a stable relationship. I regularly exercised. I took protein shakes. I hadn’t masturbated in over sixty days and whenever I caught myself in the mirror …

crazy wendy racist rant

OH, WENDY!

billy cant read - drawing

BILLY LIKES TO HOLD BOOKS

drawing - rocky the dog has your nudes

ROCKY LOVES YOU SO MUCH

clouds and tim tams

DELICIOUS TIM TAMS

As I parked my car and as the sky shut its light and as the world closed its door ever so slightly I found myself adrift, both internally and externally, whatever the hell that means. I was confused. No, I wasn’t confused, I was muddled. My mind was fog. I was walking in every shitty direction and ending up nowhere. …

drawing - never keeping promises

RICKY PROMISES TO ALWAYS BE HONEST

drawing - woman giving her daughter an ipad

KIM IS A GOOD PARENT