Artistic eye background - love

BURNING ALL EX-GIRLFRIEND MEMORIES

I used to be a hoarder. I used to never want to let go of anything. Whenever time would try to drag something away from me, I’d pull onto it for my dear life. The other day, I decided to let that part of me go. Especially the part that clung onto old loves. I had too many memories of …

bathtub shot

CASSY’S SUPERPOWER

“Do you believe in the supernatural, Dean?” This is what Cassy asked me as we sat in a train to the city or whatever. “What do you mean? Like spirits and stuff?” “No…” she said, putting her phone down on her lap. “As in, like, superpowers.” “Like the Avengers?” “Like the Avengers.” “No, I don’t believe in that.” “Well you …

harold placed a camera in your bathroom

PLEASE FORGIVE HAROLD

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lauren pretending to take her friends advice seriously

LAUREN RESPECTS HER FRIENDS

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charlie did something to your coffee - drawing

SHIT COFFEE, COMING RIGHT UP!

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stripping it all away

STRIPPING EVERYTHING AWAY

And my mind was muddled so I asked Christie to help me out. “Here,” she said, pointing to a spot next to her. I sat down. “Close your eyes.” I closed my eyes, and I waited, and just before I began to ask Christie what I was doing she put her hand on my lap. She told me to breathe …

suzie is texting something racist about her uber driver

SUZIE TEXTING ABOUT HER UBER DRIVER

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the chant of the penises

THE CHANT OF THE PENISES

Life would be a lot happier if our penises didn’t get in the way. Penises are like that vegetarian friend of yours who always attends your birthday gatherings — even though it’s inconvenient, you have to go out of your way to make sure they’re happy. This is when I told my good looking friend about the Chant of the …

youll never find this joy in prison

YOU’LL NEVER FIND THIS MUCH JOY IN PRISON

your boss about to shit on your day

YOUR BOSS ABOUT TO MAKE SMILES ON YOUR DAY