rich people are happier than you

RICH PEOPLE ARE HAPPIER THAN YOU

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this cute little sperm is gonna grow up

THIS CUTE LITTLE FELLA…

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wiping that smug look off your face

GETTING READY TO WIPE THAT SMUG LOOK OFF YOUR FACE

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looking out the window

THE ARTIST

I met the artist a few years ago. I didn’t know how serious of an artist she was then—I thought what she drew was merely a hobby: she showed me sketches of a couple in a park, a guy with a scarf, a cloud wondering if it had done the right thing over the summer. She never dressed or looked …

this happened a long time ago

THIS HAPPENED A LONG TIME AGO, BUT…

This happened a long time ago, maybe ten years ago, back when I was studying. I didn’t know that many women but there was one I met in class one day. She wrote this on my notepad: What’s your name? Dean. Want to have lunch? Okay. And we had lunch and I instantly fell in love. I was so desperate …

timmy ruined your swimming pool

TIMMY RUINED YOUR SWIMMING POOL

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looking outside a square window into the city

LOVE LETTER 500

Can there ever be drama without someone dying, or someone leaving, or someone lying, or someone cheating? Can there ever be a love story when there’s no one there to love? You used to ask me these things things all the time as you sat with your blank notepad on your lap, looking out over the balcony for answers. At …

chris pretending to be interested

CHRIS PRETENDING TO BE INTERESTED

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love-roller-coaster---abstract-image

LOVE ROLLER COASTER

I’d been hearing a lot of nonsense about the importance of walking so one day I skipped work and went for a five-hour walk. I was hoping that some kind of miracle would happen as a result of doing that walk. I was hoping, as some kind of reward for undertaking such a momentous sacrifice, that I’d instantly become more …

boyfriend calculating a way to take you for granted

BOYFRIEND CALCULATING THE WAYS TO TAKE YOU FOR GRANTED

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