EVERYDAY A**HOLES
For the first time in print! Inspired by our favourite everyday a**holes, this first collection of over 160 irreverent sketches by Dean Blake contain some of his earliest (and most popular) online works.
Spanning over two years of the author’s career, Everyday Assholes introduces us to a cast of characters we’re only too familiar with.
Meet Helen, who literally has an asshole for a boyfriend. And Mr Nigel, who was unfortunately cursed with a generic pedo face. And let’s not forget Carla, who annoyingly forgot to spit in her husband’s coffee again.
SURFACE CHILDREN
From a satirical tale of a group of teenagers who crave nothing but perfection to a horrific account of a young man who claims to eat people, Surface Children introduces its readers to a generation consumed by vanity, self-indulgence, violence, and a twisted understanding of love and heartbreak.
Surface Children is by far the greatest piece of work I’ve ever written.
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SHORT STORY: WHAT HAPPENED TO VALENTINE’S DAY?
What happened to Valentine’s Day? This is an illustrated version of a “love story” I wrote once.
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