A LOVE STORY: DONALD TRUMP AND ALEJANDRO ALEJANDRO

A FANFICTION LOVE STORY ABOUT DONALD TRUMP AND ALEJANDRO ALEJANDRO I’d like to quickly interrupt my own love story with a much more important one. It’s a love story that isn’t often told, and when it is told, it’s never told properly. They met a few years ago, when Alejandro ran a taco restaurant chain and Donald was busy with …

QUICK LOVE STORY ABOUT ESMERALDA HEMINGOLD

If you’re below the age of 21, leave this website right now. It was a song by the Editors that was playing in the background of the house party as Dean Blake, the supposed author of this story, saw Esmeralda Hemingold in the distance, and as deep and wise as he tries to make himself out to be sometimes, all …